YARDIE AND THE ALIENS

 Three alien sisters from the distant planet of Golealm, located a million miles from our solar system, found that they desperately needed matter to survive. For the first three hundred years, Roboliac, the youngest of the triplets, experienced the world by living in the diverse bodies of many different animals, where each creature taught her valuable lessons about the intricate game of survival. It was only after this extensive period that she shared a vessel with a young shaman in the lush Miombo woodland jungle of Tanzania. During this transformative time, she learned how to adapt and thrive as a human. In the shaman’s body, she sired numerous sons, and for over one hundred and fifty years, she resided in Tanzania, always assuming male vessels, until all the offspring she had brought into the world began to spread out far and wide. Meanwhile, her sister Jalaniac moved to the vibrant Caribbean, specifically Spanish Town, Jamaica, and Laliac, the most secretive of the three, only appear when she felt she was needed.

A full one hundred years into a period marked by the horrors of slavery, Roboliac became inevitably entangled in human affairs when she was tragically forced into bondage. When all the bodies she had sired became obsolete, she survived being sent to her beginning by an explosive inserted in unsavory place. She found herself at Jalaniac house in Spanish Town, Jamaica. There, she was left with Jalaniac, who, unfortunately, was also ensnared in the clutches of slavery and had tragically lost her memory. Roboliac once again sought refuge by living as an animal until her sister finally regained her memory, a moment that sparked joy in her heart, enabling her to happily embrace the role of Jalaniac’s daughter and sometimes her granddaughter.

In the year two thousand and twelve, when Roboliac was once again in need of suitable matter, the chance presented itself through Netty, Jalaniac’s daughter who was pregnant and tragically losing the fetus. It was in this moment that Roboliac perceived her opportunity slipping through her fingers, when another extraterrestrial being attempted to seize control of the vital fetus. Had it not been for the timely intervention of her devoted sisters, she would have been irrevocably forced back to her origins. 

 Unbeknownst to them all, the three extraterrestrial beings who had previously tried to snatch Klam’s body without success had cunningly latched onto Netty, transforming her into an abusive mother figure. Norma, being the caring sister that she was, felt compelled to take Netty to see Priscilla, another sister who possessed the extraordinary abilities of a voodoo priestess. 

 As Roboliac, who had now assumed the identity of Klam, journeyed through this unsettling time, she made a startling discovery: her sister had an incredible power to disintegrate into soil when she was injured, only to later reform herself with resilience. It was during this time that Roboliac uncovers the shocking truth about her human sister, Swofiyah, realizing with dawning terror that she was not human at all, but rather a manifestation of Earth itself come to life in human form. Roboliac became filled with fear as she comprehended the significant implications of this revelation, understanding exactly what that meant for their intertwined fates.

Roboliac shocked her sisters once again when she discovered that she was unable to correspond with them, an unexpected consequence of her merging with the human body named Klam. 

In another realm of existence, Dan, the powerful King of the Sky Beings, found himself irrevocably in love with a human, Priscilla’s daughter, Marshane. Determined to carve out a different destiny for herself, Marshane took the bold step of traveling to China to teach English, seeking a future that diverged sharply from the one she had previously envisioned. The unsettling thought of growing old alone with nine cats, who would inevitably devour her body upon her death, served as a catalyst for her decision to teach English in China.

Unbeknownst to Marshane, the inner voice she had always relied on for guidance and understanding was none other than Dan himself, the revered king of the sky beings, often known as angels. In a twist of fate, he also happened to be her true love—an embodiment of justice tasked with being the punisher of all evil and vile things that roamed the earth. With a mere opening of his jaws, he possessed the power to make such malevolence simply vanish into thin air. Meanwhile, it became Dan’s solemn duty to gather the sky beings once more now that Earth—known affectionately as Solstilert—was back to face the challenges ahead, requiring every last one of them to join the fight for its survival. 

The questions are: Would Roboliac and her sisters be able to set aside their longstanding differences to offer a helping hand in this dire time? And, crucially, would the humans possess the knowledge and resilience needed to confront the impending attaclapse? Most importantly, would Earth endure this formidable threat that loomed ominously on the horizon?